Thursday, March 31, 2011

DEUTSCHLAND TO ITALIA

1) Andy spider-walks up the wall while Marco gives off a very seductive musk
2) "EVERYONE in this room would marry me right now, if I were willing."
3) Tongue Duel
4) We may have to spend the majority of our time apart, but at least we get to live together on walls in Rotterdam xoxo
5) Brandon, Gigsy and Shaun prepare for the threesome
6) Terminator XXXIIIIV
7) Playboy Bunnies
8) Be careful what you do in Luxembourg, the Duke and the Duchesses eyes are on you at all times!
9) This is what Marco looks like when I'm drunk
10) Andy and Anna ate the brown acid :(
11) Marta is making sure alcohol isn't on Robin's breath before Robin drives us around
12) Some people call Charlie the "Space Cowboy"; he doesn't mind as long as he's not called late for dinner
13) Satanic Anna







































Wednesday, March 30, 2011

BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN

I know I've said it before, but those were all lies. THIS is actually the best song ever written:



MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO JUST KEEP ON DANCING AND A' PRANCING, NOW.

Monday, March 28, 2011

WILD ROMANCE

You learn something new every tour and thanks to our friends in Eindhoven, we learned about the Dutch Iggy Pop:

NO SLEEP TIL LONDON

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011

BILLY SPEED VIDEO

Super cool fan made video! We nearly had to enter the masturbatorium when we saw this one!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

BEAT ON THE BRAT

Always a pleasure to share the stage with our fratello Marco!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

WE ARE ABOUT TO TELL MYSPACE TO SUCK A COCK

hey check here for tour dates and up dates on all our shenanigans. and if you need to contact us, write cccrocodiles@gmail.com

we no longer check our myspace and pretty soon we will put it six feet under. the fucker doesn't really work anyway. xo

Thursday, March 10, 2011

UK TO DEUTSCHLAND

1) Post "God Save The Queen" karaoke; my one fan.
2) Marco dropping his sweet balls in Andy's mouth.
3) Honoring the good Cap'n in Manchester
4) Babes
5) French TV = The higher the bangs, the closer to Heaven
6) Learning life lessons in Hamburg
7) This is why we are the drunx
8) Transfer showing us the way out of their dressing room
9) Sharing an Afri-Cola with my favorite Italian stallion, Berlin
10) Marco making friends with Jens and Julia, Berlin
11) Check out the ingredients to "Grandma's Homemade Soup", Prague
12) GET A ROOM
13) "Back in 'Nam, they used to call me 'Map Face', Munich












Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Blue Gene Baby

Jesus Christ (or whatever term of surprise and enthusiasm you prefer). This is definitely a performance to be watched. Yes, he really needs those crutches, and yes, rock 'n' roll can inspire moments of unbridled euphoria (doi).





Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Friday, March 4, 2011

ART SHOW

Our friend Lucas Deverell is having his first solo show. Basically, he asked a bunch of other artist friends to contribute writing which he then drew images to accompany. I contributed a poem, Charlie contributed a short story and a bunch of other people contributed stuff too. I've seen some of the stuff and it is really really rad. If you live in the UK, try to make it to Brighton for the show. I think he'll also be selling prints for 30 pounds a pop. Neeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Also, check out his website: LR87.co.uk

Thursday, March 3, 2011

THE BIG MASTER GETS SOME SHINE

Click HEREto see a cool article on one of our BFF's, Art Fag Recordings impresario Mario Orduno.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

EGALO MIS STALLONES ITALIANOS!!!

You may remember Marco, the Italian stallion who played drums with us for a few tours. Smart Cops is his main project and definitely the most badass punk band in Italy. These guys are some of our best friends and they are about to release a really cool record, "Per Proteggere E Servire" on Sorry State. It comes out this week! Go buy it. Viva Edo, Baloo, Vallo e Marcino!!! EGALA!!!

SMART COPS "Il Cattivo Tenente" from SMART COPS on Vimeo.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

"SECRET" SHOW IN BERLIN

HEY PUTOS WE ARE PLAYING A SHOW, WHICH IS NOW NOT A SECRET, AT WESTGERMANY IN BERLIN THIS THURSDAY, MARCH 3RD AFTER OUR SHOW SUPPORTING WHITE LIES AT C-HALLE. HERE IS THE ADDRESS: Skalitzer Stra├če 133, 10999 Berlin. I THINK WE'RE PLAYING AROUND 11 30. THIS SHOULD BE BONKERS. I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU.