KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL CROCODILES

WILDMEN

2012-01-11T18:29:00.001-08:00

Viva Vallo e Giacomo!

Order the new Punks On Mars 7" from Zoo Music

2012-01-09T13:37:00.000-08:00

Yo yo yo,

The new 7" from Punks On Mars is available HERE. Don't sleep on this, it will sell out quickly!

WARINNABABYLON

2012-01-06T21:51:00.000-08:00

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JONA LEWIE is a PLAYBOY.

2011-12-28T08:29:00.000-08:00

Check out our big dog Jona Lewie on TOTP. Stiff Record's very own Serge Gainsbourg...

THIS IS AWESOME!

2011-12-26T13:24:00.000-08:00

Cool cover by a Japanese band called Love And Hates. They turned it into a festive jingle jam! Very cool!

I wanna kill by LOVE AND HATES

RIP Sean Bonniwell

2011-12-25T14:23:00.000-08:00

Music Machine was a big inspiration to us when we were first starting. Sad news to hear another great has passed away.

Grace Jones - Warm Leatherette

2011-12-09T04:16:00.000-08:00

Lets make love before we die!

I'VE GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU

2011-11-16T13:40:00.001-08:00

WE HAVE SIGNAL

2011-11-06T07:38:00.000-08:00

Here is something that was filmed for PBS in Alabama a few months ago, when we were on tour with Fresh & Onlys in the spring. This was a weird day in some ways. Bottletree is probably our favorite club in America, possibly the world and F&O's and us were having a blast but the tour, particularly as we got more southern, seemed plagued by nasty weather. We ended up in Birmingham the day after a tornado decimated Tuscaloosa, just a town or two away. Needless to say, the mood was a bit morose but big ups to Bottletree for keeping their doors open and trying to provide the community with something fun to take their minds away from the destruction. Peep Tim Cohen playing guitar and singing on I Wanna Kill and Shayde singing on the Ramones cover.

We Have Signal: Crocodiles from We Have Signal on Vimeo.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

2011-10-31T01:43:00.000-07:00

2011-10-27T13:10:00.000-07:00

1) Who you calling "alcoholic"?

2) Jules Marx

3) Robin, the attempted home-wrecker.

4) ???

5) Lady's Man

6) L.H.O.O.Q.

7) Anna is the Gene Simmons of Germany, except she doesn't suck.

8) Just kicking it with our top dog, Lone Ranger, no big. Legalize the national herb!

9) Josh Horrors as a lamp.

10) Grasstache Gonzalez

11) Eh! Andy is half Pomeranian.

12) Frazier is our head of security and he will kill you if you fuck with us.

13) Karl-Heinz and Rheinheld whipped our ass at poker.

14) Public display of affection

15) Karl-Heinz and friend.

16) Andy dresses like a tour manager and Marco doesn't like it.

17) Looks like a dick?

SOME NEW ZEALAND LOVE

2011-10-18T23:09:00.000-07:00

Nice job, Chris Rakete! We hope to be back in your country soon, definitely trying to get it organized for 2012!

HAVING A COKE WITH YOU

2011-10-16T23:51:00.000-07:00

WICKED!

2011-10-04T17:01:00.000-07:00

Super cool cover!!

Chapter & Crocodiles

2011-09-29T09:00:00.000-07:00

Our pals at Chapter have whipped up posters to promote out upcoming tour with Dum Dum Girls. Much like us, they are outer space punks preparing to embark on a fantastic voyage. Zap yourself: http://joinchapter.com

MIX// August & September 2011

2011-09-21T11:07:00.000-07:00

During these years of constant traveling my one closest companion (besides a moleskine) has been my monthly ipod mixes. They are comprised of some of my favorite songs and newly discovered gems that have fallen into my ears along the way. Each mix has been listened to a zillion times and for me marks exactly where I was and what I was doing at the time, for instance I remember doing a radio interview pool side in Bologna Italy at our hotel when the Pistol's Silly Thing came blasting out of the cafe. Fun times.

August and September have been spent rehearsing and recording our third album here in Berlin. The album is nearly done and our entire band is buzzing from the results. I made these mixes for the long walks around Prenzlauer Berg and Kreuzberg when we were creating the energy and mystique that would eventually flow through our newest recordings. I will miss Berlin deeply.

August-

"Winner's Blues" by Sonic Youth
"God Bless Whoever Sent You" by Hopeton Lewis
"Shack Up With You" by John Clarke
"Silly Thing" by Sex Pistols
"Get Some" by Lykke Li
"Radioactivity" by Kraftwerk
"Intense" by The Revolutionaries
"Obsolete" by Howard Werth
"One Day You'll Need My Kiss" by Johnny Osbourne
"Subterraneans" by David Bowie
"Still Life" by The Horrors
"Lazy Bones" by Jackie Mittoo
"Big Day" by Phil Manzanera

September-

"More More More" by Andrea True Connection
"It's All Over Now Baby Blue" by Them
"Otis" by Durutti Column
"The Last White Christmas" by Basement 5
"Full Moon On The Highway" by Can
"The Rain, The Park & Other Things" by The Cowsills
"Love You" by Primal Scream
"Somewhere There's A Feather" by Nico
"I Threw It All Away" by Bob Dylan
"Cop Killer" by John Maus
"Roxette" by Dr. Feelgood
"Stoned Out Of My Mind" by The Jam
"Many Rivers To Cross" by Nilsson
"I Love The Way You Love" by The Chosen Few
"The Morning After" by Count Five
"Nothing Can Stop Us" by St. Etienne

CHE CAFE BENEFIT

2011-09-21T05:41:00.000-07:00

2011-09-09T10:03:00.000-07:00

Very nice!

EVER FEEL LIKE KILLING YOUR BOSS?

2011-09-09T09:16:00.000-07:00

2011-08-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

1) Exactly

2) The Mayor Of Berlin

3) Lonesome Cowboy Joel

4) Hard-Ass Ese

5) Bear = Newest member of Crocodiles

6) "Vas ist dis?? I aaaaasked for no onions!"

7) I am the fly in the ointment...er, the wasp in the donut case

8) Stud magnet

9) "I know what I am and I know what I like and I like it on the back of a motorbike"

10) "Dai! Dio can! No pictures when I'm stoned!"

11) Rebirth of Hardcore Pride

12) Celine and Vanina are some of our French besties

13) Enjoying the Cream of Sum Yung Gai

OBSOLETE

2011-08-06T06:07:00.000-07:00

I forgot about this goddamn fucking song. So good. Reminds me of being in my late teens/early twenties. I hated the grind of community college in the morning and then an hour commute to an 8 hour job after that.

2011-08-04T05:36:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO HELL

2011-07-31T05:16:00.000-07:00

I literally used to watch this everyday before and after school. Ed Templeton's part in Welcome To Hell was my guiding light as a pre-teen. This was my reason for existence, at least until skateboarding became overrun with raw jocks and alienated me. That's when the Sex Pistols gave me a new reason for living. This video was also the first time I ever heard Sonic Youth. Fun facts.

R.I.P. LUCIEN FREUD

2011-07-22T00:23:00.000-07:00

IS ROY WOOD THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST?

2011-07-21T15:30:00.001-07:00

I don't know if Roy Wood is still alive
but for a screaming beard of weirdness
so still alive for me
O Sultan of trash
whole crucifixes do the twist
in your light

A FEW PHOTOS FROM THE LAST FEW MONTHS

2011-07-21T05:50:00.000-07:00

1) This is right before we painted our epic masterpiece "The Last Supper Part 2".

2) Day off with the now-traditional "Cook Out at the Cook's". La familia Cook always takes great care of us! Also, Andy is thinking about having a "nasty mastie".

3) Marco has always been a great handler of pussy.

4) Robin confronting the best advice she's ever gotten.

5) Robin, Anna, Bambi and Jules palling around in Calgary. DDGs are our besties.

6) Drunk guy at Montreux Jazz Festival balancing a beer on his head and an apple on his banana.

7) Shepherd's Bush Hooligans

8) Robin in Bordeux, France big upping home.

9) Marco starring in a new Kenneth Anger film.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME NO MORE

2011-07-18T14:44:00.000-07:00

ACOUSTIC SESSION//DIJON FRANCE

2011-07-14T16:29:00.000-07:00

Here are two songs we recorded acoustic in Dijon, France. One of them is an as of yet unrecorded song from our next album and the other is a Daniel Johnston cover. Did you know Dijon is the capitol of mustard in France? We found out the hard way. We had to lick it off our faces like a couple of dogs. :(

THANKS LUCIEN!

2011-07-13T01:20:00.000-07:00

We love covers, keep them coming!

IS ROBYN HITCHCOCK GOD?

2011-07-11T07:35:00.001-07:00

MONTREAUX JAZZ FESTIVAL

2011-07-09T01:00:00.000-07:00

We accomplished a dream of ours and played Montreaux Jazz Festival last week. Who would of thought that when me and Chazzy were kids dressing up like Rahsaan Roland Kirk and Cecil Taylor and slapping each other with detuned rubber saxophones that we'd actually be playing THE fest one day?? Here's some cool footage courtesy of the fest - 2 songs and some interview crap. Thanks again Montreaux, we had a blast!!!!

HEAVENLY TOUR

2011-07-03T17:23:00.001-07:00

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Crocodiles 'n' Yellowman:

2011-06-22T09:37:00.000-07:00

Since we're returning to England and Europe next week, I thought I'd recall our good friend Yellowman's big return to Blighty... We like our hotdogs with fresh Jamaican ketchup!

DOES IT GET ANY MORE INTENSE THAN THIS?

2011-06-21T12:35:00.000-07:00

Yes, the Saints are one of the best bands of all time, and yes, the version of "This Perfect Day" that opens this set melts eyeballs.

BEST CANADIAN BAND EVER

2011-06-18T17:43:00.001-07:00

TORONTO, EH

2011-06-15T08:20:00.000-07:00

Hey Hosers, We play three shows in Toronto, all at the Silver Dollar Room, for North By Northeast. First show is tomorrow, Thursday, June 16th and the last one is Saturday the 18th. We'll be playing with Dirty Beaches (our top dog), Chains Of Love, Teenager, and Ell V Gore. Come out!

Imitations Of Drowning

2011-06-12T14:24:00.000-07:00

Fear
of drowning,
fear of being that alone,
kept me busy making a deal
as if I could buy
my way out of it
and it worked for two years
and all of July.

This August I began to dream of drowning. The dying
went on and on in water as white and clear
as the gin I drink each day at half-past five.
Going down for the last time, the last breath lying,
I grapple with eels like ropes - it's ether, it's queer
and then, at last, it's done. Now the scavengers arrive,
the hard crawlers who come to clean up the ocean floor.
And death, that old butcher, will bother me no more.

I
had never
had this dream before
except twice when my parents
clung to rafts
and sat together for death,
frozen
like lewd photographs.

Who listens to dreams? Only symbols for something -
like money for the analyst or your mother's wig,
the arm I almost lost in the washroom wringer,
following fear to its core, tugging the old string.
But real drowning is for someone else. It's too big
to put in your mouth on purpose, it puts hot stingers
in your tongue and vomit in your nose as your lungs break.
Tossed like a wet dog by that juggler, you die awake.

Fear,
a motor,
pumps me around and around
until I fade slowly
and the crowd laughs.
I fade out, an old bicycle rider
whose odds are measured
in actuary graphs.

This weekend the papers were black with the new highway
fatalities and in Boston the strangler found another victim
and we were all in Truro drinking beer and writing checks.
The others rode the surf, commanding rafts like sleighs.
I swam - but the tide came in like ten thousand orgasms.
I swam - but the waves were higher than horses' necks.
I was shut up in that closet, until, biting the door,
they dragged me out, dribbling urine on the gritty shore.

Breathe!
And you'll know . . .
an ant in a pot of chocolate,
it boils
and surrounds you.
There is no news in fear
but in the end it's fear
that drowns you.

ONE MORE STEP CLOSER TO BEING SUPERMODELS

2011-06-10T14:46:00.000-07:00

Fast forward to 2:10.

LAST CARESS

2011-06-05T12:03:00.001-07:00

VIVA FRANCE!

2011-06-03T09:09:00.000-07:00

We got sent this beautiful cover by a French fan. Sounds great, and very flattering! Thanks Marie Sophie Archambeau!

THE TALE OF A FAIRY

2011-05-30T18:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry it's been so long since we've posted on this muh'fucker. We've been on vacation, cut us some slack. Soooooooooooo. Here's a short film our buddy Karl Lagerfeld made for Chanel and he put one of our tracks in it. He wanted us to actually be in the film but he was worried we would make the male models feel bad about their looks, so he changed his mind.

RIP Tom King

2011-05-06T09:57:00.000-07:00

FULL SHOW IN KOLN, DEUTSCHLAND

2011-05-05T22:49:00.000-07:00

Here is footage of a full show we did in Koln, Germany. Rockpalast (who we did a brief acoustic set for - see an earlier post below) filmed this and luckily took the sound off the mixing board, as the PA cut out for a huge portion of the set. Sound was fine in our monitors and we had no idea haha. Try and guess the portion where there is no sound coming from the PA. My guess is it's the part where the audience has the blankest looks on their faces and appear to be in a church rather than a gig. Check it out HERE.

ITALIA TO ENGLAND

2011-04-24T14:59:00.001-07:00

1) BEER AND WEINERS WITH DUM DUM GIRLS, MUNICH
2) SOMEONE IS MISSING THEIR LIONEL, BERLIN
3) IF YOU CAN'T SEE SOMETHING HAPPENING, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING, PARIS
4) FRATELLOS, PARIS
5) ZISS VILL NEVA HAPPEN AGAIN, TOULOUSE
6) ALL THE GIRLS DIG MARCO'S MUSK, TOULOUSE
7) EGALA, TORINO

OUR TOUR WITH FRESH & ONLYS AND YOUNG PRISMS STARTS TONIGHT

2011-04-19T08:16:00.000-07:00

April 19th, St. Louis MO @ Billiken Club
April 20th, Chicago IL @ Lincoln Hall
April 21st, Cleveland OH @ Beachland Tavern
April 23rd, Brooklyn NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg
April 24th, Philadelphia PA @ Kung Fu Necktie
April 25th, Washington DC @ Red Palace
April 26th, Raleigh, NC @ Kings
April 27th, Atlanta GA @ The Earl
April 28th, Birmingham AL @ The Bottletree
April 29th, New Orleans LA @ Republic
April 30th, Austin TX @ Psyche Fest at Seaholm Power Plant
May 1st, Denton TX @ Rubber Gloves

HEAD OF SECURITY

2011-04-16T08:07:00.000-07:00

from BIG BIG DEATH

I REMEMBER YOU

2011-04-15T03:36:00.000-07:00

Joey Ramone, the greatest front man from the greatest American band, died 10 years ago today. I can still feel the hole in my heart created by his absence. He was the first person to show me that being "ugly", "weird" and "awkward" (the qualities that were getting me thrown in trash cans and beaten up at school) were actually BEAUTIFUL qualities to possess. I am forever indebted to him for helping me down the path I am still on. If it weren't for discovering Ramones Mania in 4th grade I may very well have been wearing Dockers with a cell phone attached to a holster on my belt while I slaved my life away at the office. LUV U 4 EVA!!!

ZULU

2011-04-11T12:20:00.001-07:00

ACOUSTIC FOR ROCKPALAST

2011-04-08T00:48:00.001-07:00

Here is a cool acoustic thing we did for Rockpalast when we were in Koln, Germany. They filmed the actual show too but the PA cut out for three songs (we had no idea, the monitors worked haha - it must have looked hilarious from the crowd's viewpoint) so it's not really usable. We were flatterd Rockpalast was interested as we have spent many a stoned night watching old footage they filmed of classic bands on tour in Germany. If you want to check it out, hit the convenient link they sent us below, look to the left of the screen and under "unplugged" hit our band name.

Crocodiles Video

ENFANT TERRIBLE

2011-04-04T09:43:00.000-07:00

DRUNKEN MORNING

Oh, my Beautiful! Oh, my Good!
Hideous fanfare where
yet I do not stumble!
Oh, rack of enchantments!

For the first time,
hurrah for the unheard-of work,
For the marvelous body!
For the first time!

It began with the laughter of children,
and there it will end.
This poison will stay in our veins even when,
as the fanfares depart,
We return to our former disharmony.

Oh, now, we who are so worthy of these tortures!
Let us re-create ourselves
after that superhuman promise
Made to our souls and our bodies at their creation:
That promise, that madness!
Elegance, silence, violence!

They promised to bury in shadows the tree of good and evil,
To banish tyrannical honesty,
So that we might flourish in our very pure love.
It began with a certain disgust, and it ended--
Since we could not immediately seize upon eternity--

It ended in a scattering of perfumes.
Laughter of children, discretion of slaves, austerity of virgins,
Horror of faces and objects here below,
Be scared in the memory of the evening past.

It began in utter boorishness,
and now it ends In angels of fire and ice.
Little drunken vigil, blessed!
If only for the mask you have left us!
Method, we believe in you!

We never forgot that yesterday
You glorified all our ages. We have faith in poison.
We will give our lives completely, everyday.
For this is the assassin's hour.

FRENCH TV

2011-04-02T07:25:00.000-07:00

DEUTSCHLAND TO ITALIA

2011-03-31T09:10:00.001-07:00

1) Andy spider-walks up the wall while Marco gives off a very seductive musk
2) "EVERYONE in this room would marry me right now, if I were willing."
3) Tongue Duel
4) We may have to spend the majority of our time apart, but at least we get to live together on walls in Rotterdam xoxo
5) Brandon, Gigsy and Shaun prepare for the threesome
6) Terminator XXXIIIIV
7) Playboy Bunnies
8) Be careful what you do in Luxembourg, the Duke and the Duchesses eyes are on you at all times!
9) This is what Marco looks like when I'm drunk
10) Andy and Anna ate the brown acid :(
11) Marta is making sure alcohol isn't on Robin's breath before Robin drives us around
12) Some people call Charlie the "Space Cowboy"; he doesn't mind as long as he's not called late for dinner
13) Satanic Anna

BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN

2011-03-30T11:14:00.001-07:00

I know I've said it before, but those were all lies. THIS is actually the best song ever written:

MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO JUST KEEP ON DANCING AND A' PRANCING, NOW.

WILD ROMANCE

2011-03-28T04:03:00.000-07:00

You learn something new every tour and thanks to our friends in Eindhoven, we learned about the Dutch Iggy Pop:

NO SLEEP TIL LONDON

2011-03-28T03:55:00.000-07:00

SEDUCTIVE VIBES

2011-03-26T03:58:00.001-07:00

COMING SOON

SWEDISH TV

2011-03-25T10:58:00.001-07:00

BILLY SPEED VIDEO

2011-03-21T14:09:00.001-07:00

Super cool fan made video! We nearly had to enter the masturbatorium when we saw this one!

5 SONGS

2011-03-20T08:57:00.000-07:00

Check 'em out HERE.

BEAT ON THE BRAT

2011-03-14T09:35:00.000-07:00

Always a pleasure to share the stage with our fratello Marco!

WE ARE ABOUT TO TELL MYSPACE TO SUCK A COCK

2011-03-12T00:07:00.000-08:00

hey check here for tour dates and up dates on all our shenanigans. and if you need to contact us, write cccrocodiles@gmail.com

we no longer check our myspace and pretty soon we will put it six feet under. the fucker doesn't really work anyway. xo

UK TO DEUTSCHLAND

2011-03-10T00:16:00.000-08:00

1) Post "God Save The Queen" karaoke; my one fan.
2) Marco dropping his sweet balls in Andy's mouth.
3) Honoring the good Cap'n in Manchester
4) Babes
5) French TV = The higher the bangs, the closer to Heaven
6) Learning life lessons in Hamburg
7) This is why we are the drunx
8) Transfer showing us the way out of their dressing room
9) Sharing an Afri-Cola with my favorite Italian stallion, Berlin
10) Marco making friends with Jens and Julia, Berlin
11) Check out the ingredients to "Grandma's Homemade Soup", Prague
12) GET A ROOM
13) "Back in 'Nam, they used to call me 'Map Face', Munich

Blue Gene Baby

2011-03-09T13:59:00.000-08:00

Jesus Christ (or whatever term of surprise and enthusiasm you prefer). This is definitely a performance to be watched. Yes, he really needs those crutches, and yes, rock 'n' roll can inspire moments of unbridled euphoria (doi).

CIAO.

2011-03-08T10:50:00.001-08:00

ART SHOW

2011-03-04T10:35:00.000-08:00

Our friend Lucas Deverell is having his first solo show. Basically, he asked a bunch of other artist friends to contribute writing which he then drew images to accompany. I contributed a poem, Charlie contributed a short story and a bunch of other people contributed stuff too. I've seen some of the stuff and it is really really rad. If you live in the UK, try to make it to Brighton for the show. I think he'll also be selling prints for 30 pounds a pop. Neeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Also, check out his website: LR87.co.uk

THE BIG MASTER GETS SOME SHINE

2011-03-03T02:34:00.000-08:00

Click HEREto see a cool article on one of our BFF's, Art Fag Recordings impresario Mario Orduno.

EGALO MIS STALLONES ITALIANOS!!!

2011-03-02T11:26:00.001-08:00

You may remember Marco, the Italian stallion who played drums with us for a few tours. Smart Cops is his main project and definitely the most badass punk band in Italy. These guys are some of our best friends and they are about to release a really cool record, "Per Proteggere E Servire" on Sorry State. It comes out this week! Go buy it. Viva Edo, Baloo, Vallo e Marcino!!! EGALA!!!

SMART COPS "Il Cattivo Tenente" from SMART COPS on Vimeo.

"SECRET" SHOW IN BERLIN

2011-03-01T08:07:00.000-08:00

HEY PUTOS WE ARE PLAYING A SHOW, WHICH IS NOW NOT A SECRET, AT WESTGERMANY IN BERLIN THIS THURSDAY, MARCH 3RD AFTER OUR SHOW SUPPORTING WHITE LIES AT C-HALLE. HERE IS THE ADDRESS: Skalitzer Straße 133, 10999 Berlin. I THINK WE'RE PLAYING AROUND 11 30. THIS SHOULD BE BONKERS. I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU.

IS THIS THE BEST ERA OF MUSIC?

2011-02-28T13:47:00.000-08:00

PURE BULLSHIT

2011-02-24T09:07:00.000-08:00

We are not necessarily the most political cats in the world but this is bullshit. The US House of Representatives has voted to bar federal funding for Planned Parenthood, the largest nationwide organization in the states that offers free or low cost reproductive health care. So in other words, they are saying "If you are poor and think you may have an STD or might be pregnant or are worried you have cervical cancer, go fuck yourself." Doesn't really matter what your political stances are, most sane people can agree that everyone, regardless of insurance or income, should be able to get their ding-dong looked at if they think they have a problem or get free cock-socks if they need them. Please click HERE to sign Planned Parenthood's open letter to Congress telling them whose side you are on.

HEAVY METAL MOMS

2011-02-21T04:19:00.000-08:00

VIDEO NASTIES

2011-02-20T05:37:00.000-08:00

Here's some cool video we did at Wolfgang's Vault in San Francisco last time we were up there. Special thanks to our friends Dave and Meredith for hooking this up and always taking care of us up there, and a huge thanks to everyone from the Vault and Crawdaddy!

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2011-02-18T08:19:00.000-08:00

WE ARE DJing TOMORROW IN NEWCASTLE

2011-02-16T14:05:00.000-08:00

COME WITNESS ONE OF OUR FAMOUS DJ SETS OUR SCRATCHWORK IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!! click on the flier to see it bigger

FRENCH INTERVIEW

2011-02-15T10:49:00.001-08:00

USA TO UK

2011-02-14T10:48:00.000-08:00

U.S. TOUR DATES

2011-02-14T09:45:00.000-08:00

All of the dates in April are with the Fresh and Onlys and Young Prisms, except Cleveland, which is with Surf City from New Zealand. The two dates in May will be with the Get Wild 5 and the Ferocious Apes. Just kidding.

APRIL
19 St. Louis, MO -- Bilikin Club
20 Chicago, IL -- Lincoln Hall
21 Cleveland, OH -- Grog Shop
23 Brooklyn, NY -- Music Hall of Williamsburg
24 Philadelphia, PA -- Kung Fu Necktie
25 Washington, D.C. -- Red Palace
27 Atlanta, GA -- The Earl
28 Birmingham, AL -- Bottletree
29 New Orleans, LA -- Republic
30 Austin, TX -- Austin Psych Fest (East Side Drive In)

MAY
20 Miami, FL -- Vagabond
21 West Palm Beach -- Respectable Street

CORPSE AND BEANS

2011-02-10T06:23:00.000-08:00

FOTOS

2011-02-05T13:25:00.000-08:00

Our friend Tyson took some wicked photos from our debauched New Years show.

Good thing too, because I don't think any of us actually remember playing. Living our own lives vicariously through pictures. Now I have a headache.

Check out more of his stuff here.

AND while you are at it, check out our bass player Marco's photo blog. He is super talented but totally humble and never talks about the fact that he is a great photographer. He doesn't post that often because he is too busy being Champion of The World, but we've started denying him Jaffa Cakes in a bid to get him to post more of his photos and it seems to be working. Check him out here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD BRAUTIGAN

2011-02-01T12:21:00.001-08:00

A very happy belated birthday to Richard Brautigan, though he is not alive to receive my best wishes. Thanks for everything Dick; after I discovered you, the world made a lot more sense. xoxo

CORRECT EURO TOUR DATES/MYSPACE SUX

2011-01-31T11:58:00.000-08:00

hey, myspace has been rearranging or just plain erasing our tour dates. someone at their corporate office doesn't want the kids to know the correct dates we are playing. Below are the most up to date listings for the upcoming european tour. we will continue to add dates to our stupid myspace page but always check here just in case...

- Fri 4th Feb @ Cambridge Junction w/ White Lies
-Sun 6th Feb @ Norwich UEA w/ White Lies
-Mon 7th Feb @ Brighton Corn Exchange w/ White Lies
-Wed 9th Feb @ Bristol 02 Academy w/ White Lies
-Thu 10th Feb @ London Sheperds Bush Empire w/ White Lies
-Fri 11th Feb @ London Sheperds Bush Empire w/ White Lies
-Sat 12th Feb @ Preston Mad Ferret
-Sun 13th Feb @ Leeds 02 Academy w/ White Lies
-Mon 14th Feb @ Birmingham HMV Institute w/ White Lies
-Tues 15th Feb @ Wrexham Central Station
-Wed 16th Feb @ Glasgow Barrowlands w/ White Lies
-Thu 17th Feb @ Newcastle 02 Academy w/ White Lies
-Fri 18th Feb @ Manchester Academy 1 w/ White Lies
-Sat 19th Feb @ Coventry Kasbah
-Mon 21st Feb @ London Barfly
-Wed 23rd Feb @ Lille Le Grand Mix w/ White Lies
-Thu 24th Feb @ Amsterdam HMH w/ White Lies
-Fri 25th Feb @ Hamburg Docks w/ White Lies
-Sat 26th Feb @ Malmo Debaser
-Sun 27th Feb @ Oslo Rockefeller w/ White Lies
-Mon 28th Feb @ Stockholm Cirkus w/ White Lies
-Tues 1st Mar @ Copenhagen KB Hallen w/ White Lies
-Wed 2nd Mar @ Copenhagen Loppen
-Thu 3rd Mar @ Berlin Columbiahalle w/ White Lies
-Fri 4th Mar @ Poznan Eskalap w/ White Lies
-Sat 5th Mar @ Warsaw Stodola w/ White Lies
-Mon 7th Mar @ Prague Lucerna w/ White Lies
-Tues 8th Mar @ Vienna Gasometer w/ White Lies
-Wed 9th Mar @ Munich Tonhalle w/ White Lies
-Fri 11th Mar @ Zurich Komplex w/ White Lies
-Sat 12th Mar @ Bologna Estragon w/ White Lies
-Mon 14th Mar @ Toulouse Bikini w/ White Lies
-Tues 15th Mar @ Barcelona Apollo w/ White Lies
-Wed 16th Mar @ Madrid Sala Heineken w/ White Lies
-Thu 17th Mar @ Montpellier Le Rockstore
-Fri 18th Mar @ Bordeaux Barbey w/ White Lies
-Sat 19th Mar @ Rennes Ubu w/ White Lies
-Mon 21st Mar @ Cologne LMH w/ White Lies
-Tue 22nd Mar @ Paris La Cigale w/ White Lies
-Wed 23rd Mar @ Brussels AB Club w/ White Lies
-Thu 24th Mar @ Rotterdam Rotown
-Fri 25th Mar @ Eindhoven Effenaar
-Sat 26th Mar @ Luxembourg Carre Rotondes
-Mon 28th Mar @ Nurnburg K4 Club
-Tues 29th Mar @ Heidelberg Halle 03
-Wed 30th Mar @ Lausanne Le Romandie
-Thu 31st Mar @ Rome Circolo Degli Artisti
- Fri 1st Apr @ Milan Plastic Club
-Sat 2nd Apr @ Turin Spazio 211

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

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LIZARD

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I WAS 7 WHEN I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA

2011-01-26T16:07:00.000-08:00

NOTHING WORSE THAN MISSING YOUR BOO

2011-01-26T11:52:00.001-08:00

2011-01-22T20:43:00.001-08:00

2011-01-22T01:07:00.001-08:00

SOMETHING INCREDIBLE

2011-01-21T22:49:00.001-08:00

THIS IS SO FUCKING RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HOPE TO MEET YOU GUYS SOMEDAY!!!!

AASSTTRROO ZZOOMMBBIIEESS

2011-01-16T21:00:00.000-08:00

SKINS

2011-01-13T14:00:00.000-08:00

Check out Mirrors in the commercial for season 5 of Skins in the UK. Channel 4 rules! Now if only we could get a Peep Show license!!!!!!

COME TO THESE SHOWS

2011-01-12T17:40:00.000-08:00

SITTING HERE LIKE A LOADED GUN, I'M WAITING TO GO OFF

2011-01-06T13:05:00.000-08:00

WE ARE EXCITED TO GO BACK TO THE NETHERLANDS

2011-01-06T12:45:00.001-08:00

MERRRRRY XMAS

2010-12-24T15:59:00.000-08:00

WE RECORDED THIS LAST YEAR WITH DEE DEE. WE STARTED ANOTHER ONE THIS YEAR BUT THEN GOT TOO DRUNK ON EGGNOG INSTEAD. ENJOY THIS ONE AGAIN:

NEW YEARS EVE

2010-12-24T15:46:00.000-08:00

EGALA

2010-12-22T23:33:00.000-08:00

FOR THE RECORD - GLITTER IS A PERFECT SONG

LIVE IN FRANCE

2010-12-15T18:03:00.001-08:00

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, if you wanna check out a full live set we did for french national radio, click HERE. We are "Black Session #321". Mix is a little kooky for the first half of the first song, but after that it sounds pretty good. We are what the french call "le c'est incompetent".

YOU HIT ME WITH A FLOWER

2010-12-12T04:45:00.000-08:00

MAILING LIST

2010-12-08T21:04:00.000-08:00

Hey, if you divert your eyes to the top right you'll notice we now have a mailing a list. If you sign up, you'll be the first to know about tours and records and any other fun-ass bullcrap we're up to. We'll also periodically be sending you nudes and links to the tube8.com uploads of the motel 6 orgies we film on tour. Sign up!

WEST COAST TOUR

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